i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE
whose arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved.
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars